What a Week!
Started out last Sunday when John McCain told "Meet the Press" that "I'm sure the president has reevaluated his position in light of Putin's recent actions." Maybe it is time for Bush to take another...
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The week in Review: Scott McClellan stepped aside as White House Press Secretary as Bush praised his "class and integrity.".....Then honored him by signing a presidential directive that he can claim...
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All Snark, No Boojum: The Satiric Week In Review(poll)
Crossposted from Bereft on the Left, with graphics and links added.All original material by Bob Mills. Links and graphic support by kestrel9000. Keith Richards was injured when he fell out of a palm...
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Pope Benedict XVI expressed "profound displeasure" over China's state-sanctioned church annointing two bishops without his permission... In fact, the pontiff is rumored to be so angry with Beijing,...
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THE WEEK IN SATIRIC REVIEW: Autopsy shows al-Zarqawi died of blunt trauma resulting from a 500 pound bomb. Made even worse by his weakened condition caused by a night of phone sex with Ann Coulter........
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"Bereft on the Left: The Week in Satiric Review" Cheney defends government's bank account monitoring program that secretly tapped into a vast international data base. Begun after evidence emerged...
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Said Gen. Peter J. Schoomaker, Army Chief of Staff: "I do not believe that we are losing, but where we are on the scale of winning is very difficult... " The late Professor Irwin Corey built an...
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Here we go, folks... To help downplay Iraq war casualty figures, Congress is considering a bill banning the publication of names or images of military personnel without their permission. And grieving...
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Well, it's been another doozy of a week... BP was checking for leaks in its Prudhoe Bay oil pipeline with a device called a "smart pig." Isn't it nice to see that Tom DeLay is working again?......
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[] Turkey and Pakistan condemn Pope Benedict XVI, liken him to Hitler and Mussolini for calling Islam's founder "evil and inhuman." Said Turkey's Deputy Prime Minister, "He has a dark mentality that...
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[] The plane carrying Condoleezza Rice was delayed landing in Baghdad due to hostile ground fire. Seems a couple of our lads whose tour of duty was extended decided that real bullets for the...
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Things are happening so fast it's hard for this correspondent to keep up. But here goes... [] The Army has replaced its slogan "Army of One," used since 2001, with "Army Strong." Complete motto:...
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A judge postponed the execution of an Ohio death row inmate on the grounds that lethally injecting a person so obese would constitute cruel and unusual punishment. They may have to compromise and strap...
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New Bush Iraq war plan calls for "benchmarks" that will dictate the rate of US troop withdrawal. (CBS News 10/22) So many by Rumsfeld's resignation... So many by Cheney's indictment... so many...
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Head of the National Association of Evangelicals, pastor of New Life Church, presidential advisor Ted Haggard ousted after 3-year "gay-for-pay" relationship with a male prostitute is revealed. Looks...
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[] Says Joe Klein in Time Magazine: "Bush's decision to delay the sacking of Rumsfeld until after the election will undoubtedly stand as one of his greatest mistakes." Second only to saying "I do"...
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Happy Holidays to you all! Here we go again...[] Rice tells Arab television: "I'm sure there are things we could have done differently." Like liberate Lichtenstein instead.[] Acting UN Secretary...
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[] VIP suites at Walter Reed Army Hospital are reserved for government dignitaries, Supreme Court justices, visiting world leaders and enlisted men who have won the Congressional Medal of Honor. And...
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After appeals to the Iraqi Supreme Court failed, Saddam Hussein's number two man was hanged this week to Bush's great relief... His head remained attached to his body throughout the entire...
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Former Bush Iraq War planner, Paul Wolfowitz, now head of the World Bank, apologized for helping his girlfriend get a raise at the State Department... Which points up one of the major differences...
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The TV Guide Channel has sacked Joan Rivers and her daughter, Melissa, from their annual Emmy Awards red carpet gig... But grieve not. They've already been hired to greet hack presidential candidates...
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Bush hosted Japan's Prime Minister Shingo Abe at Camp David where he signed formal surrender papers making the defeat of General Motors by Toyota official.Obama is the first presidential candidate to...
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The Army has asked for $20 billion to purchase new, safer "MRAP's," Mine Resistant Ambush Protected vehicles. Not to be confused with the vehicles in current use, "MFDT's," Mine Friendly Death Traps....
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Said David Cullkeller, senior US counter-intelligence advisor: "We haven't turned the tide. We haven't turned the corner. There isn't a light at the end of the tunnel. What we have done is take a...
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Louisiana "family values" congressman David Vetter admits hooker ties with DC madam. Hard to believe, isn't it? A Republican getting laid---- by an adult heterosexual, I mean.Homeland Security honcho...
View ArticleArmy Tells Recruits: "The Price is Right!"
The Army has announced that it will pay new signups a $20,000 bonus if they agree to report for duty within 30 days. Even more tempting to employment-desperate youths is a guarantee of $10,000 per...
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A collector rummaging through an attic in Germany found over 100 gramophone records of music by Russian and Jewish composers, banned by the Nazis, in a collection secretly assembled by Adolph Hitler....
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BLIND JUSTICE... Cheney spent the weekend in New York stalking ducks with fellow nimrods at the Hudson River Valley Hunt Club. Which, rumor has it, releases birds who are trained to welcome the hunters...
View ArticleROVE SAYS TIME WILL TELL IN IRAQ
Carl Rove – remember him... Bush's brain? Seems he told an interviewer that "Years from now, people will thank God that Bush invaded Iraq." He may be right, but they’ll be kneeling on prayer rugs,...
View ArticleTHREE A.M. AT THE WHITE HOUSE: WHO ANSWERS THE PHONE?
Claiming she has vastly more experience than her opponent, Hillary Clinton released a campaign commercial showing children asleep in their beds as a doomsday voice asks "Who's most qualified to answer...
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(INT. WHITE HOUSE FAMILY QUARTERS)(PLAY ON: "Hail to the Chief")(The door opens and the Obamas enter: Barack first dressed in black tie, followed by Michele and the two kids, Sasha and Malia, dressed...
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A "Partridge Family" HD-DVDOn the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Two refurbished Macs and A "Partridge Family" HD-DVDOn the...
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(THEME UP: Organ plays "Flight of the Valkyries" by Wagner)(EXT. YUKON TERRITORY. As a snowstorm rages, a dog sled approaching in the distance plows toward us through banks of freshly-fallen snow. We...
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